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3/11/26 - Pet Phones, Your Font, and When Did You Realize You Were Dating An Idiot?

Wednesday 3/11/26


Celebrate:

Debunking Day

Dream Day

Johnny Appleseed Day

National "Eat Your Noodles" Day

National 311 Day

National Promposal Day

Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day

Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day

World Plumbing Day

Worship of Tools Day

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Could your dog soon call you on the phone? A “smartphone for pets” will let you call your furry friends.

A technology company from Singapore has created a wearable device that it says allows pets to communicate with their owners.

The PetPhone works with artificial intelligence (AI), motion sensors and GPS. It is worn by the pet and connected to an app on the owner’s smartphone.

Through the app, owners can call the device to check on their pet, play music or send alerts. They can also see the animal’s location and activity using GPS and motion tracking.

The device is designed to recognize certain movements made by a pet and turn them into alerts or calls to the owner.


We've heard of Mercury in retrograde, when it appears that it's travelling backwards and all sorts of things will be out of whack.

If you've felt "stuck" lately, the universe is providing a nudge today. First time I'm ever hearing about Jupiter finally turns direct in Gemini after months of retrograde. Astrologers say this marks a shift where ideas start flowing again and stalled conversations finally move forward.


A new human study released today suggests that Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO) significantly supports brain function and cognitive health. The research highlights specific compounds in the oil that appear to clear toxic proteins associated with aging from the brain. Rachel Ray might have been on to something!


You can turn your handwriting into a real font for free! Google up FontCrafter and follow the directions.

Your handwriting becomes a downloadable & installable font

What you make is yours — works on every platform and the web

Natural variation — your letters won't look robotic or identical every time

Congratulations!!! You can now be indecipherable in a font!

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When did you realize you were dating an idiot?


When she saw some dinosaur related status I had on Whatsapp and she literally said, “Do you really believe in dinosaurs?”


Cooking pasta. He insisted on keeping the water low-medium and never high enough to boil. He would get mad at me for turning the temp up to boil because “the water will burn.”


He had a tattoo of a compass where East and West were switched. He drew the tattoo.


When he missed his daily medication, he threw it out instead of just saving it for the next day.


Stacking cups... In the dishwasher


Pre-heats the microwave


He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn’t need to drink water


She didn’t understand that you actually have to pay what you spent on credit cards. Like the credit amount she had was supposed to be her monthly limit that just resets each month


When we passed by a car wash that said free vacuum with purchase of a car wash and they thought it meant we'd get a free vacuum to take home with us to clean the house with. I absolutely love my idiot to death.


When I found out my ex didn't know what order the months go in. When I asked him to learn he got mad, said no and that it "wasn't something he was interested in."

But hilarious comment

I get it. For him, every time a month ends and he turns the calendar, it's a nice little surprise. Sounds kinda fun.


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Today's Useless Fact of the Day continues our discussion of money from yesterday.

Today is actually the "birthday" of the modern American wallet. On March 10, 1862, the United States issued its very first paper money in denominations of $5, $10, and $20.

The Green-Back Origin: These were known as "Demand Notes." They were printed with green ink on the back to prevent photographers of the era from counterfeiting them, as cameras at the time couldn't accurately reproduce the color green. This is why we still call money "greenbacks" today.

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