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4/15/24 - Gross Partners and Stick Your Head In Your Freezer

Monday 4/15/24


Celebrate:

Anime Day

ASL Day

Boston  Marathon Day

Income Tax Pay Day

Jackie Robinson Day

McDonald's Day

Micro volunteering Day

National Glazed Spiral Ham Day

National Griper's Day

National Rubber Eraser Day

National That Sucks Day

Patriots' Day

Titanic Remembrance Day - Sank in 1912

World Art Day

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The Weekend Box Office

1. Civil War  $25.7M

2. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire  $15.5M

3. Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire $5.8M

4. Kung Fu Panda 4  $5.5M

5. Dune: Part Two  $4.3M

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Having trouble getting a good night's sleep? Consider changing your routine. Healthier habits such as keeping your sleeping space tidy and non-traditional treatments, including sticking your head in the freezer, will pay off at bedtime, helping you count sheep in no time.

The next time you think about brewing a cup of coffee in the afternoon, stick your head in the freezer for a few seconds instead. The blast of cold air will activate the body’s arousal system, boosting energy levels. Best of all, no chemicals are involved, allowing your energy boost to wane gradually by bedtime.

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In a new poll, the average American estimates that they only use 52% of the information they learned in school in their adult lives.

55% of people admit they rely on Google more than their formal education, and the average person Googles five basic questions every day.

81% of people say they'd be willing to take an "adulting crash course" on things like:  Managing their money . . . doing their own taxes . . . and home-buying and mortgages. 

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People on social media are talking about the GROSSEST things their partner does that they've just come to accept Thanks Reddit for some fun answers! 


1.  "He picks his teeth with the point of a knife.  It's not really gross but the sound of metal against teeth makes me cringe."


2.  "He leaves used Q-tips everywhere."


3.  "She bites huge, cartoonish chunks out of cheese we have in the fridge." 


4.  "He forcefully gags himself when brushing his teeth to remove phlegm. It's shockingly loud every single tooth brushing."


5.  "She nearly dies from choking on stringy cheese every time she eats a mozzarella stick. She never learns."


6.  "She mixes M&Ms and Skittles in a bowl and eats them together."


7.  "She sucks her tea bags dry."


8.  "His dog sleeps in bed with him, and the dog regularly pees in the bed."


9.  "He sometimes eats while using the bathroom."


10.  "She poops without closing the toilet door.

Read the thread here

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A museum in Germany announced they had to fire an employee after he hung up one of his OWN paintings in their modern art section.

He's 51 and described as a former "technician" at the museum.  They say he was hoping it might help him break through as an artist.

It happened on February 23rd.  He went in after hours and hung the four-foot painting on an empty wall alongside works by people like Andy Warhol.

They haven't said much else, or if his painting was any good.  They're not commenting because they don't want to encourage other people to try it.

He did get some exposure.  They noticed it mid-day, but decided to wait until they closed to take it down.  So it was part of the exhibit for a full eight hours.  But all they've said is the painting got NO positive feedback from visitors.

He had to drill two small holes in the wall to hang it.  So on top of losing his job, he could face charges for property damage. 

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Today's Useless Fact of the Day - The United States Postal Service handles 44% of the mail in the world.

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